26 February, 2007

They're taking the hobbits to Isengard!

Ha! Love it.


B.C. said...

stupid fat hobbit.

what did you say?

i said i am better than you, stupid fat hobbit. now get in my bag.

Em said...

You think you're sooooo funny, don't you?

Tell me, where is Ben Chong? For I much desire to speak with him.

You didn't die, like Gandalf did, did you?

Gandalf said...

Aragorn! I don't know if you heard, they're taking the hobbits to Isengard!
What did you say, you say? I said they're taking the hobbits to Isengard. Sombody wants to speak with me. I must fly. Fly to the ford! Shadowphax, come. Now. Where are you, you naughty little lump of a white horsebrain?

Shadowphax said...

Yo, man, you dissin'?

B.C. said...

ben chong has returned! he has captured the stupid fat hobbit and put him in his bag.

once a jolly chongman,
camped by isengard,
under the shade of a lord of the rings type treeeeee.

and he sang as he watched
that hobbit in his tuckerbag
you'll come to lord of the rings fest with me.