Peristeronic as shit.

#xkcd graph comic.

My greatest hope for this post, is that it adds just that little bit more to the growing pool of 'f***ing peristeronic as shit' posts slowly flooding the internet, eventually leading to a repost of the original xkcd comic 'Adjectives' with appropriate adjustments made.

I know, right, I aim high in life.

Why do I feel so tainted? Why do I feel like you and all the rest are pure and fresh and clean, and I am dirty? Why do I feel ruined, used? Why do I feel like I've lost all innocence?

I'm sure I never did anything to break myself.
But I feel so broken.

I thought I was healing, but maybe the bones have to be cracked again, just to be re-set right.